"The waitress was wearing a dirty apron. The food was really cold and, on top of that, both my companion and I got food poisoning that night."
this little gem...perfect after a long jarry day at work with kids headache at school!! finally peace yaayyy the best Liver bacon with some lovely smash veg. I asked the lovely lady Lisa I think her name was. can I have this but I want its all soft no blood, gravy in a little pot, my smash potatoes add lots of butter I didn't care about the healthy no butter nonsense and I asked for it at 7pm. I returned and I had a lovely little table all on my own, plugged in my laptop, chilled with Mirage Wifi that Lisa gave me so I could relax. fabulous service. wow then I got a massive hot plate of food that, let me tell you how much I demolished this grub because it was sooo nice topped with being made...
Went here with my daughter for some food , i ordered a jacket with chilli and my daughter had the kids meatballs which came put looking like dog food it was discusting almost like it had come out of a tin and heated up wouldnt even feed it to my dog mine came out freezing cold and not very nice abit annoying for what i paid i asked the waiter to change my daughters meal as it was horrible and i just got a dirty look and made to feel uncomfortable. ordered food from here the other day and that was just as discusting. I always remebered this place from when i was younger as haveing lovely food and friendly service but now its just **** wouldnt recommend to anyone ..... i think its about time t...
This restaurant is a classic English-style diner with all the traditional favorites like jacket potatoes, omelettes, burgers, and breakfast items. The service is friendly and relaxed, the portions are generous, and the prices are reasonable. However, the food was a bit cold, especially the vegetarian burger. It would be great to see more options on the menu for vegans, beyond just salads. Additionally, offering egg mayonnaise as a topping for sandwiches and potatoes would provide more variety for vegetarians who may not enjoy beans or dairy. Overall, it's a decent spot for a budget-friendly breakfast, brunch, or lunch.
Had to walk out and leave the food, couldn’t eat it. The brick lane bagel is definitely mis sold, nothing like one, was like minced beef that come out cold, got sent back but was just microwaved and sent back. Then it was dry and inedible. Kids smiley faces were Peppa pig faces, not an issue except they were a dirty brown colour where they had been fried dirty oil, absolutely disgusting. Hash browns were the same, only nice thing was the toast. Staff were friendly but food was disgusting. Won’t be going there again.
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Whilst visiting family in Eltham, we decided to treat our sister to a surprise birthday breakfast. We turned up and were pleasantly surprised there was a free table. Service was excellent and all done with a smile. Food came out very quick and was very tasty and well put together. Milkshakes were the best! Prices were very reasonable too. Before we moved to Gloucestershire, we lived in New Eltham for years and never once visited. Such a shame. We will definitely return on our next visit! Thank you.
I am not convinced by the negative reviews claiming that the dinner at this restaurant resembled a 'dog's dinner,' as it is a casual dining establishment and not suited for those seeking fine dining with silver cutlery. I have been a loyal customer of Mirage for several years now. The staff is very friendly, the prices are great, and the food is delicious and filling. I would highly recommend a visit if you find yourself in Chislehurst.
Lovely location opposite picturesque pond. Went in for a Knickerbocker Glory as it was hot and I’d already eaten but fancied a sweet and I’m glad I did! Friendly lady behind bar made it fresh and it was lovely. Owner (I think) cane to check in on how everything was which was a nice touch. Recommend.
Omg if you have never been here then you must , staff are absolutely amazing and food to die for, my first visit today but 100% will be going back and would recommend for anyone to go
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Nice place but for childrens ice cream way overpriced. Such a shame as the rest of the menu is fine. We just wanted to pop in and out for ice creams, guess we will go elsewhere now.
The waitress was wearing a dirty apron. The food was really cold and, on top of that, both my companion and I got food poisoning that night.
